Things I ponder at 1am:

February 5th, 2008

Has there ever been a IKEA meatball eating contest? Would Kobayashi compete? How many could someone eat before your stomach explodes?

What’s the deal with the uncovered wood above the door on the new store? Did Sven in packaging leave something out of the box? Will the just break down and paint it if it doesn’t show up?

IKEA Ohio Opening March 12

Someone needs to write an IKEA bible. Here’s the first passage to start with: “In the beginning there was light, then some dude named Ingvar re-formed it into the shape of a flower and got it to fit in a 4″ high box - and it was good. Except for the one missing clippy-do thingie.”


One Response to “Things I ponder at 1am:”

  1. Jake on February 5, 2008 2:01 pm

    I was at the store yesterday (2/5) waiting for my girlfriend who had an interview, and I did not notice this… maybe I just wasn’t lookng for it…

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